Why aren't you a Trump supporter?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 05:53
I have an acute aversion to scumbags
I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”
I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”
I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t
I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee
I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup
I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane
I know who the president of Turkey really is
I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes
Aut consectetur debitis ullam.
Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.
I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”
I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is
Fastest Payout Online Casino: Lucky Creek Best of Instant Withdrawal Casinos - ACCESS Newswire
I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”
I don’t watch or listen to advertising
Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?
What is Opec+ up to? - Financial Times
I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard
I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”
I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t
I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions
I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light
I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity
Why do some people have sex with dogs?
I understand how hurricane paths work
If someone works for me, I actually pay them
I have a reading level above third grade
I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”
I see through liars
I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink
2025 Final X Match Order Released - FloWrestling
I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”
authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday
I don’t cotton to rapists
I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened
I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet
I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight
Subway owner buys popular chicken chain in $1 billion deal - PennLive.com
I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t
I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP
I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center
Watch These Intel Price Levels After Stock Surged 8% Tuesday to Lead S&P 500 Gainers - Investopedia
It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter
When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability
I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes
Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:
I can count
I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality
Indians stretch, breathe and balance to mark International Day of Yoga - AP News
EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that
I have complete contempt for fakery
I took the same Oath and took it seriously
Deion Sanders is home in Texas dealing with an unspecified health issue - NBC Sports
When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP
I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write
I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”
I don’t buy bullshit
I have complete contempt for traitorism
I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.
A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y
I actually pay taxes
I can read
I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”
It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms
I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones
I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”